Flashbang Exports

Work In Progress
Flashbang Exports is a Goblin-Only Horde RP guild. Made up from goblins of all walks of life, the company provides prime explosives all around Azeroth from your run of the mill lawn sparklers to mountain leveling kyparium charges. Though a young organization Flashbang Exports serves to profit off of that ever endless Alliance-Horde War by happily ensuring everything goes out with a bang instead of a whimper. Welcoming Goblin RPers both beginner and experienced,

"What? Don't go giving me that look. Ya want to blow up half a mountain and loot all the gold and gems inside? Look no further. We got all the dynamite you need. Truckloads of the stuff. Ya want fireworks in all sizes and colours? Check. Just the thing for your little sister's birthday bash. Oh and hey, and if you're just looking for some totally awesome radical boogey beats, we got them too. DJs, dancers, catering, drinks, Hors d'oeuvre with the little pastry cups - you name it, we got it. All for the right price. My price."

- Flywheel Mahoney, Head Executive

Head Executive
Guild Master

The greatest, most powerful, and rumored to be the best member in the company, the Head Executive is the director of all corporate activity. With a staggering charm and perilous wit, the Head Executive serves as the guiding star of where the company heads in future prospects. Duties include negotiating trade deals with Horde outposts internatioally, inovating trade routes, maintaining company profit margins, and looking hotter than helfire.[citation needed]

Executive Assistant
Guild Master's Personal Assistant

Serving as direct

Head Supervisor
Guild Officer

Supervisor
Veteran Member

If a goblin can keep lift his or her eyes to look a little further than just that sweet sweet payday, they have a prime shot at becoming a Supervisor. Managing the Merchants beneath them, they begin to far more specialize the wings of the company. Laughing pyromaniacs in R&D or agressivly "In-your-face" marketers, this position houses every field. Duties include managing Merchants, progressing in their respective field, and on rare occasion get to use the "Flashbang Exports Actuation Rod" or F.E.A.R for short.

Merchant
Member

As the bottom line movers and shakers, the Merchants fill all other roles in the company. Wether it be reparing shipment carts or selling door to door cherry bombs, the Merchant is the hard laboring blood of the company (So long as you send a macaroon or two their way). Duties include just about everything you can think of.