Inert Turnips

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The Inert Turnips are the Marmot Ball mascots for the Four Winds Trade Company's team, the The Valley Vrykul.

You guys can have your flashy sprite darters and your half-naked trollops prancing about with little to no dignity. The Four Winds rely on inert, uncaring turnips to do their cheering for them - since they won't be needing it on the field.

THE VALLEY OF THE FOUR WINDS' TILLERS UNION WOULD LIKE TO REMIND THE CASUAL MARMOT BALL SPECTATOR POOL TO PLEASE PURCHASE A 'SCOWLIN' TURNIP' SOUVENIR DOLL FROM HALFHILL WHILE OBSERVING A GAME OF MARMOT BALL ON THE VRYKULS' HOME FIELD.