Report on Pelvatore B. Stenchbottom

The following is a written log of the attack on the Stormwind Watch House by Pelvatore B. Stenchbottom in February of 30 L.C. It was written by Kelbris Breen.

''At around 7:00 PM, A Dark Iron Dwarf intruded onto the office, saying that I was Damned. I was shocked to say the least, but it didn't compare when the dwarf decided to drop his trousers and defile the office floor with his waste.

''Implying that I was harrasing and following his "lass" around, I called Sergent O'Dell to come help. The Dwarf damned O'Dell as well, reaching out to shake his hand before projectile-vomiting all over the Sergent's talbard. Wearing a only fancy red suit and a turkey-imprinted talbard,the man said that his "lass", Alapay, known cultist leader was being stalked by Me, Kelbris. He then vomited on me, and we had no choice but to tear-gas him out of the building.

''He lied down and bled profusely, but seemed unharmed. O'Dell and I, scared out of our wits, decided it would be best to execute protocol X 23, to run away and to not look back. I have taken several photographs of the event, and to properly show this man as the terror he is.