Scowly th'Scowlin' Turnip

The rarely-seen, purposefully elusive ( in case a bird tries to eat him) mascot for the Valley Turminators.

Scowly th'Scowlin' Turnip leads a life in the lap of luxury thanks to Bakuzan Ironhide rescuing him from a refuse pile in the middle of a busy Halfhill market day. At the insistence of the Tillers' Union of the Trade Baron finding a respectable mascot with which to capitalize on for commemorative merchandise, Bakuzan mockingly presented the Union with a day-old turnip - and they unanimously agreed, much to her chagrin.

The exceedingly-large turnip is now required to attend all Turminators matches, scowling either indignantly or indifferently at the Winds' haphazard attempts to learn and master the sport of Marmot Ball.

Way to go, Bakuzan.

THE VALLEY OF THE FOUR WINDS' TILLERS UNION WOULD LIKE TO REMIND THE CASUAL MARMOT BALL SPECTATOR POOL TO PLEASE PURCHASE A 'SCOWLY TH' SCOWLIN' TURNIP' SOUVENIR DOLL FROM HALFHILL WHILE OBSERVING A GAME OF MARMOT BALL ON THE TUMINATORS' HOME FIELD.