SODA-BOTL

The SODA-BOTL is Bakuzan Ironhide's newest and loftiest goal yet for the Four Winds Trade Company.

The SODA-BOTL - when fully appropriate and repaired - will act as a general-purpose source of profit for the Company, supplementing even further the Trade Baron's already thriving business enterprises.

Part One: The Low-down
Originally a pile of scrap carefully positioned behind a crafty market vendor in Gadgetzan, Bakuzan and the Winds (eventually) saw the junk pile for what it really was; a rusted-out remnant of an original Kaja'Cola bottling machine.

Of course, Bakuzan, being the profit-seeking Trade Baron she is, immediately began to haggle with the merchant - knowing what such a machine could do for the Company's bottom line. The seller in question, a shady looking Bilgewater-oriented Goblin, wouldn't budge on a lofty price tag, proportionally speaking. He was determined - and a bit eccentric - in that he'd insisted on winning a bet with a fellow Gadgetzan resident, being forced to create a new method of flight transportation out of what shoddy materials he could find laying around in the town's dump-off area.

Goblins are, of course, known for bending the rules, and in doing so, he demanded a pair of humongous intact wings from a silthid creature in the nearby ruins of Ahn'Qiraj - reasoning that since it wasn't technically in the city, and he wasn't technically getting the wings himself, and if the Winds were technically going to just  'throw them out anyway', that he could use them in his bet. After receiving reassurance from the Goblin that they would secure the machine in exchange, the hesitant employees of the Winds headed to the Ruins.