Zibbit Twochains

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The Giddiest Death Knight
''You are being hunted by Thunderlord Orcs on the plains of Frostfire Ridge and things are looking increasingly grim. Before you, a band of outriders advancing persistantly. To your back, a cliff with a sheer drop into the ocean; a drop you won't survive. Rock walls on either side. There's nowhere to go but through them, and you're already hurt. A trail of blood follows you in the snow from the ''

You may not survive this.

''Steeling yourself for their charge, you ready your weapon as you close your eyes and brace for impact. Instead, you hear a whooping shout of joy from the rock ridge above you. "Heyyyy stupid orcs! Pick on someone your own size!"  Slowly, you open your eyes again and look up - and there she is, in all her crazed glory. Nothing more than a tiny goblin girl dressed in lacquered purple armor. She's riding on the shoulders of what looks like it might be a ghoul, though with the large blue bustier and nailpolish it doesn't pack the same visceral punch a regular ghoul would. The goblin boots him in the shoulder and he roars, leaping from the cliff as she laughs.''

''The motley pair charge into the Thunderlords, a ball of raw energy and pure chaos. Her scythe and his claws tear through opponents, ripping skin and rending limbs. It looks like the goblin is leaving a cloud of plagues in her wake, too - anyone who survives her or the ghouls' physical assaults is rapidly encased in a haze of green that swims into the wounds. Those who get infected seem to slow down and eventually collapse into the snow. When they're finished, only one orc is left - and he's running across the tundra in a desperate attempt to flee. The goblin reigns in her mount and watches the straggler go. "Ah, they always run like that, the big chickens," she sighs, lowering her scythe a little. Then she notices you're there, her ice blue eyes lighting up''. "Oh, hi there! Do you need a place to go and be safe for a bit?" She offers you a hand as she slings her scythe on her back. "Come on, we'll go to the garrison!"

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