Dalaran Senate Meeting: September 12th, 35 LC

The following is a written record of the Magus Senate of Dalaran from September 12th, 35 LC.

Record
Vanidicus Alexander:  Alright, listen up! Attention! I call this meetin' to order. Small as it may be. Right. So let’s begin with th'customary recap of what th'fuck we've been doin'.



Andeven Icestrider:  Decorum, Mage-Commander...

Vanidicus Alexander:  Mr. Baelheit. If ye'd like to star us off. Tell me why my water spigot's been cursin' at me. Right yeah, decorum.

Verus Baelheit:  Certainly... Mages and Gentlemen, as you well know, Dalaran has been suffering a Water Crisis for over a Week now. What was only a week ago thought to be a Mechanical issue, has beenr evealed ot be quite Magical in Nature. Excessive amounts of potion waste and build-up for years have led to some horrific and disgusting results in the Underbelly. Which for now, remain under Quarantine. The sheer volume of magical waste in the Sewers seems to have reached some form of magical Sentience, as a Creature referred to by the locals as "Amalgas" has stirred within, and just yesterday, attacked several Senators who were investigating it. Investigations are continuing as of this moment. Thank you.

Vanidicus Alexander:  Good man. Dismissed. Now. Doctor Price. Let’s hear it from you. How have we all managed to calm down lately? Speak on yer class.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vince Price: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> I believe there was another class before mine, sir.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> And? Perhaps I feel like goin' in reverse? Now step forward an' speak.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vince Price: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> On Thursday, I held a very small lecture about the signs of stress and how to cope with them. For those that attended, I do hope it was helpful.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Oliviaxi Shadesong: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> It's fucking empty in here.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Andeven Icestrider: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Decorum, please.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Verus Baelheit: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> We are professionals, after all.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Ms. Jacobson. Speak on yer thing.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Mayiko Jacobson: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> This Tuesday I held the third installation of my course Gilnean History: The Conflicts That Shaped the Nation... That a few of you attended, it was about the War of Silverpine and was the first war that involved many kingdoms. It was held just outside Strahnbrad and we were only interrupted once by the local Alteraci. It was also quite brisk, thank you.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Brisk? You mean bracing? Try coverin' up a little more. Anyhow. Let’s see what we got ahead of us... Verus. You go first. Got any new orders comin' down about how we're gonna let me take a bath again?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Verus Baelheit: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Eloquent as always my friend. Gentlemen, if I could direct your attention... here.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> As you can see here, we face an unpleasant truth. The Amalgas creature exists as Water, Wherever Water is. The More water it touches, becomes a part of itself. It's like Strange Matter, only with Water particles. Fortunately, thanks to the Research Efforts or Mister Erfaun Smithson, we've identified what is a possible weakness. Yes, Lieutenent?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Oliviaxi Shadesong: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> So this fucking thing has, theoretically, been bathing with us since its inception and introduction into the water supply?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Verus Baelheit: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> ...There is a possibility.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Oliviaxi Shadesong: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> We're killing it right?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Verus Baelheit <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN">: I very much intend do. Please focus your attention here. We have the creature contained here, for now. But the more water it touches, the larger it's influence grows. If it escapes Dalaran, and enters Azeroth's waterways, it'll unleash a catastrophe. Thanks to Mister Smithson's studies, we've been able to identify what appears to be some sort of Nucleus. I intend to bring as many colleagues as I can with us to destroy it.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Very good.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Verus Baelheit: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> We should be ready by Monday. That's all, everybody. thank you.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Dismissed. Right so we have a class Wednesday....but Ms. Sunwraith ain't here, It's on old gods. Check it out. And...Doctor Price. You wanna talk on our little art problem?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vince Price: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> As you all know, we have been trying to find the scattered students from the fallen art school. We have located yet another one- a student of the art of dance- one James Gold. If you would like to aid us in our efforts to recover him, please keep your ear to the ground. is all, for now. Details will be more forthcoming this next week- still trying to get a perfect pin on him.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Thank you, Doctor. And last of all. There's a celebratory ball hosted by the Azerothian Coalition this weekend after th'meetin'....it will be in Dalaran...

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Zanbor Emerson: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> After this meeting?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> I would like to state fer th'record that the rental space was sorted out before I asked about it. No.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Verus Baelheit: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Well, they filled out the Paperwork... No small feat, knowing our Beauracracy.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Next week.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Zanbor Emerson: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Oh.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Yeah I know right? Free booze. Anyhow. Movin' on... Open floor time. Who got somethin' to say? Raise yer hand if you do. Ms. Jacobson. Front an' center.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Mayiko Jacobson: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> For the next week I will be gone on a spiritual-hiatus in an undisclosed location. To avoid what happened last time I took time off from Dalaran, I have set up multiple beacons incase I don't return by....uh, let’s say Friday Evening.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Duly noted.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Mayiko Jacobson: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> I won't be wearing my ring, so, thank you all.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Well if that is all there... Emerson, do we have any promotions tonight?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Zanbor Emerson: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Let it be known, that next week’s meeting is on Pirate's Day. Pirate costumes are encouraged.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Highly important.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Zanbor Emerson: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> No. promotions. None of you have done anything worthy of my notice.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Nope. Emerson is....seemingly correct.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Zanbor Emerson: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Duh.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt; font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">Vanidicus Alexander: <span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN"> Get noticed by him. We will check back in a week. Well. If that is it. This meetin' is concluded.