Honestly might just start wildin' and slow-roast canon at 350 degree F for about 4 to 8 hours and serve de-boned and carved to perfection.
Been talking about it with the boys for a while and I haven't had a major writing project in a while either; maybe if I post it on here (re; shouting into the void) i can keep the executive disfunction demon at bay for a bit and actually get something down on paper.